the diving headbutt

chip tsao time

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:46:32 GMT

so this chip taso guy wrote an article about the philippines being a nation of servants...a lot of pinoys get pissed off and want to open a can of whoop ass on him.

so what do we do?

we fuckin' ban him from coming to the philippines.

WOW.

like that's gonna work...

that's just like if insulted the entire province of pampanga, and then they retaliate by saying "tangina mo, bawal ka nang kumain ng pampanga's best skinless longganisa...ever!!!" but then i'll be like, "ok lang. di naman talaga ako kumakain ng longganisa e. kadiri lasa e."

but then again it's not like there's anything we can do aside from that, really. how are we supposed to get back at him? refuse to eat siomai and siopao? boycott jackie chan movies? should i scold my chinese girlfriend and tell her that if heto r fellow chink keeps this up, i'm gonna have to break up with her and send her back to mainland china?

manny pacquiao vs chip tsao boxing match, anyone?

law school 1st year over, hello summer!

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:30:59 GMT

"today is the first day of the REST of my life."
(as in todo-todong emphasis on REST)

quote of the (school)year

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:31:41 GMT

"if at first you don't succeed, why try again?"

tom taus

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:06:28 GMT

idol ko si tom taus.

kasi si tom taus na siguro ang pinakabata at pinakahardcore na action star sa buong mundo. bata pa lang siya marami na siyang pelikula na punong-puno ng aksyon! katulad ng BATANG Z, ANAK NG BULKAN at siyempre ang pelikulang hitik na hitik at umaapaw sa umaatikabong aksyon: CEDIE: ANG MUNTING PRINSIPE.

dapat talaga mapanood yan ng mga kabataan ngayon para makita nila kung paano talaga maging isang tunay na lalaki, tom taus style!

jj!

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:09:38 GMT

"i don't call it failing...i call it succeeding at being unsuccessful."

studying for midterms + watching rocky 3 =

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:27:52 GMT

it's the eye of the lawyer it's the thrill of the cram
risin' up to the midterms or the finals
and the worst known test crammer will not study tonight
he'll be cramming it all with the eye... of the lawyer!

the eye of the lawyer!

the curious case of trian vs admu

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:18:54 GMT

magkatabi kami ni edrix kanina habang nagpepresent yung block b. tapos sabi niya:

"alam mo nung orsem mukha ka talagang bata. pero ngayon, mukha ka lang maliit na matanda."

tangina. orsem was what, june? seven months lang ang nakalipas pero ganun na kalala ang deterioration! ganun na pala kalaki yung toll na nakukuha ng katawan ko dahil sa batas! the ravages of cram! naapektuhan na ng ng law school sa aking pagiging "immortal"! immortal (at least, dati! hahaha): AKA mukha akong bata forever... kasi mukha nga talaga akong bata at kasinglaki lang ako ng bata. pero apparently, hindi na ngayon.

wow. parang benjamin button...palitan mo lang si brad pitt ng mas maliit na jacky chan o jack black!

obli the movie

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:47:55 GMT

siguro mas masaya ang oblicon kung ituturo na parang pelikula. imagine...isang pelikula tungkol sa isang foreigner na nakatira sa pilipinas, na hinuhunting ng kanyang landlord kasi anim na buwan na siyang di nagbabayad ng renta! at ito ay pinamagatang:

ALIEN vs CREDITOR!

Starring:

Patrick Weidmer as Alien
Mel Sta Maria as Creditor
Trian Lauang as Julian Montano IV

listen to jam 88.3 tommorow night, 8-9pm

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:26:15 GMT

listen to jam 88.3 tommorow night, 8-9pm! me and some of my fellow LAFFAPALOOZA alum will be on air to promote JACK TV's LAFFAPALOOZA 2!

...

or maybe you should just listen to 101.9 and 97.1 or something, haha!

word life

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:18:16 GMT

since nagpasukan ngayong 2nd sem, magdadalawang linggo na kong di natatawag for recitation sa kahit anong class.

which means...

I'M UNTOUCHABLE!

dudut jaworski vs brock lester

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:41:13 GMT

wrong move. pero walang magagawa e, touch-move. tsk.
kaya ang moral lesson mga bata... wag magsipag at maging atat mag-aral, magsaya at liwaliw na lang! krimen at droga na muna! mas may mapapala ka dun! batas? batas my ass!

...

tapos after 7 months, mag-eenrol ka na sa nursing school.

walang magawa

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:55:55 GMT

tingin ko talaga si hannah montana...anak ni cesar montano
wooo! hannah montano! cesar montana!

procrastination plan A

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:46:38 GMT

ano ang pandikit na pwede isubo?

...

toothpaste.

supot, sobrang literal!

9 mile

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:42:35 GMT

"A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem."
-eminem

addition

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:37:47 GMT

arts and crafts + really bad case of diarrhea = FARTS and CRAPS

careless whisper

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:32:29 GMT

CARELESS WHISPER- kapag tinagusan ang babae dahil bobo siya maglagay ng napkin

milk

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 14:06:02 GMT

delikado daw ang mga milk from china ngayon .... kaya tangina, wag na muna dapat magpabreastfeed yung mga nanay na intsik!

the comedy cartel @ clickthecity.com!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:59:45 GMT

check this shit out! comedy cartel got featured over at clickthecity.com! woohoo!
haha! and i kinda got quoted too! i thinkthe "these are one-liner jokes" line came from me. hehe.

check the link out guys (especially phoebe, kath, edrix, phoebe, whiteman, paolo, phoebe, king, dave, phoebe, and phoebe!) wink wink!

HERE!

comedy cartel got blogged!

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:33:21 GMT

hey guys, check this blog out! may entry tungkol sa comedy cartel! woo!

LINK!

comment kayo! lalo ka na phoebe! woo!

ateneo lawschool sportsfest

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:31:01 GMT

sportsfest ng ateneo law school kahapon. at ang masasabi ko lang, ang angas ng block ko. yun na ata ang pinakamalupit na performance ng isang freshman block sa sportsfest...EVERRR! nakaabot kami ng semifinals sa futsal at basketball, finals sa volleyball at dodgeball. naeliminate lang kami agad sa hinayupak na kickball (tangina, ni hindi nga totoong sport to e!). record ata yun, sa sobrang daming naplace-an na mataas pero di nakagold. siguro kung may luksong baka, tumbang preso, jackstone, at pitikan ng bayag competitions din, malamang may place din kami na mataas pero di pa rin gold.

ang masaya pa nun...for the first time ever, naka-score ako sa isang tunay na game (tunay as in may referee, game na may saysay at hindi lang pickup game)! given na garbage time na rin naman yun, astig pa rin. jumpshot pa yun! sa may bandang free throw line pa nga ata. bwahahah! yeah! achievement!

ang isa pang masaya syempre yung futsalan. kasi kung sa basketball ang role ko ay HUMAN VICTORY CIGAR (umaalis lang ako ng bench kapag more or less decided na kung sino ang panalo), sa futsal todo laro ako. hehe, walang sub sub. namatayan pa ko ng kuko sa right foot (dahil sa putanginang bola na yan na parang bato), nung 1st game pa lang! so for 3 games super hirap ako gumalaw at sobrang sakit sumipa. pero ok lang kasi umabot pa kami ng semis and played what was probably the best game of the night against 3c! in the end we fell short (just like my height..hehehe!), pero im so fuckin proud of the team. galing ni arc the "early bird" tolentino (nakakagoal in the first 5 mins...or your money back), deb "the warrior princess" (sinindak niya si em nung ayaw siyang pasahan!bwahahah), em "babalikan na ako ni vea! woo! cruz, and of course the main caucasian man: patrick "WHITE-MAN-DINHO" whitmer! galing ni pat...siguro rin kasi ang football inimbento ng mga caucasian, at si patrick caucasian! woohoo!

paksyet! next year dapat champion na tayo sa lahat! wooo! tapos victory lap sa 3rd floor!

and of course...

UWI KA NA, SI TRIAN NA!
- sign na ginawa ng mga kablock ko kahapon para sa kin! hahah, sayang ink at cartolina niyo! dapat gumawa na lang kayo ng sign for ronnie ricketts o chuck norriss, our patron saints! hahaha!

wowoweewow

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:23:56 GMT

these are worst exams i have ever had

...

since kinder.

and that's already saying a lot, considering that back then i couldn't even read yet... i can read now, but in law school it doesn't seem like it make any fuckin difference. i'll probably have better luck butt-spelling the entire bible than passing any of these motherfuckin exams. why wasn't i just born an action hero like ronnie ricketts?

i think i'm going to cry and curl up into a fetal position while sucking my thumb and now... or maybe just watch porn. i don't fucking know anymore.

wowoweewow

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:23:43 GMT

these are worst exams i have ever had

...

since kinder.

naiinggit ako kay vea, pero di ko pwede gayahin dahil:

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:20:23 GMT

"real men don't drop out of law school
...

they get kicked out!!!"

-trian, after consti exams...waiting to get kicked out...
let the countdown begin! woo!

law school lesson

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:19:55 GMT

"he who procrastinates, will live to cram another day."

- trian, crim class (digested 10 out of 54 cases)

birthday gift

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:42:18 GMT

late ko lang natanggap yung bday gift na ginawa ni ja na may mga mensahe ng maraming tao. as in days after birthday ko. so ewan ko kung "birthday gift" pa rin yun o "gift" na lang?

anyways, salamat sa lahat ng nagcontribute. natouch ako...except dun sa message ni red, na-arouse ako dun e. weird lang kasi lahat ng mga tao hinihirit dun na "law school this, law school that"...don't worry guys, i won't be around for long! bwahahah! magnunursing na lang ako kasama ni carlito!

woo! 22 na ko! 18 years ago 4 years old lang ako!

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. bukkake