chip tsao time
Mar. 31st, 2009 | 11:46 pm
so what do we do?
we fuckin' ban him from coming to the philippines.
WOW.
like that's gonna work...
that's just like if insulted the entire province of pampanga, and then they retaliate by saying "tangina mo, bawal ka nang kumain ng pampanga's best skinless longganisa...ever!!!" but then i'll be like, "ok lang. di naman talaga ako kumakain ng longganisa e. kadiri lasa e."
but then again it's not like there's anything we can do aside from that, really. how are we supposed to get back at him? refuse to eat siomai and siopao? boycott jackie chan movies? should i scold my chinese girlfriend and tell her that if heto r fellow chink keeps this up, i'm gonna have to break up with her and send her back to mainland china?
manny pacquiao vs chip tsao boxing match, anyone?
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law school 1st year over, hello summer!
Mar. 31st, 2009 | 03:30 pm
"today is the first day of the REST of my life."
(as in todo-todong emphasis on REST)
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quote of the (school)year
Mar. 24th, 2009 | 12:31 am
"if at first you don't succeed, why try again?"
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tom taus
Feb. 12th, 2009 | 12:06 pm
kasi si tom taus na siguro ang pinakabata at pinakahardcore na action star sa buong mundo. bata pa lang siya marami na siyang pelikula na punong-puno ng aksyon! katulad ng BATANG Z, ANAK NG BULKAN at siyempre ang pelikulang hitik na hitik at umaapaw sa umaatikabong aksyon: CEDIE: ANG MUNTING PRINSIPE.
dapat talaga mapanood yan ng mga kabataan ngayon para makita nila kung paano talaga maging isang tunay na lalaki, tom taus style!
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jj!
Jan. 28th, 2009 | 10:09 pm
"i don't call it failing...i call it succeeding at being unsuccessful."
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studying for midterms + watching rocky 3 =
Jan. 21st, 2009 | 12:27 pm
it's the eye of the lawyer it's the thrill of the cram
risin' up to the midterms or the finals
and the worst known test crammer will not study tonight
he'll be cramming it all with the eye... of the lawyer!
the eye of the lawyer!
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the curious case of trian vs admu
Jan. 8th, 2009 | 12:18 pm
magkatabi kami ni edrix kanina habang nagpepresent yung block b. tapos sabi niya:
"alam mo nung orsem mukha ka talagang bata. pero ngayon, mukha ka lang maliit na matanda."
tangina. orsem was what, june? seven months lang ang nakalipas pero ganun na kalala ang deterioration! ganun na pala kalaki yung toll na nakukuha ng katawan ko dahil sa batas! the ravages of cram! naapektuhan na ng ng law school sa aking pagiging "immortal"! immortal (at least, dati! hahaha): AKA mukha akong bata forever... kasi mukha nga talaga akong bata at kasinglaki lang ako ng bata. pero apparently, hindi na ngayon.
wow. parang benjamin button...palitan mo lang si brad pitt ng mas maliit na jacky chan o jack black!
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obli the movie
Nov. 24th, 2008 | 08:47 am
Starring:
Mel Sta Maria as Creditor
Trian Lauang as Julian Montano IV
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listen to jam 88.3 tommorow night, 8-9pm
Nov. 19th, 2008 | 08:26 am
or maybe you should just listen to 101.9 and 97.1 or something, haha!
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word life
Nov. 19th, 2008 | 06:18 am
which means...
I'M UNTOUCHABLE!
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dudut jaworski vs brock lester
Nov. 18th, 2008 | 07:41 am
wrong move. pero walang magagawa e, touch-move. tsk.
kaya ang moral lesson mga bata... wag magsipag at maging atat mag-aral, magsaya at liwaliw na lang! krimen at droga na muna! mas may mapapala ka dun! batas? batas my ass!
...
tapos after 7 months, mag-eenrol ka na sa nursing school.
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walang magawa
Nov. 16th, 2008 | 08:55 pm
tingin ko talaga si hannah montana...anak ni cesar montano
wooo! hannah montano! cesar montana!
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procrastination plan A
Nov. 13th, 2008 | 09:46 pm
...
toothpaste.
supot, sobrang literal!
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9 mile
Nov. 3rd, 2008 | 09:42 am
"A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem."
-eminem
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addition
Oct. 26th, 2008 | 10:37 pm
arts and crafts + really bad case of diarrhea = FARTS and CRAPS
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careless whisper
Oct. 15th, 2008 | 02:32 am
CARELESS WHISPER- kapag tinagusan ang babae dahil bobo siya maglagay ng napkin
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milk
Sep. 28th, 2008 | 10:06 am
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the comedy cartel @ clickthecity.com!
Aug. 20th, 2008 | 12:59 pm
haha! and i kinda got quoted too! i thinkthe "these are one-liner jokes" line came from me. hehe.
check the link out guys (especially phoebe, kath, edrix, phoebe, whiteman, paolo, phoebe, king, dave, phoebe, and phoebe!) wink wink!
HERE!
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comedy cartel got blogged!
Aug. 19th, 2008 | 07:33 am
LINK!
comment kayo! lalo ka na phoebe! woo!
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ateneo lawschool sportsfest
Aug. 18th, 2008 | 08:52 pm
ang masaya pa nun...for the first time ever, naka-score ako sa isang tunay na game (tunay as in may referee, game na may saysay at hindi lang pickup game)! given na garbage time na rin naman yun, astig pa rin. jumpshot pa yun! sa may bandang free throw line pa nga ata. bwahahah! yeah! achievement!
ang isa pang masaya syempre yung futsalan. kasi kung sa basketball ang role ko ay HUMAN VICTORY CIGAR (umaalis lang ako ng bench kapag more or less decided na kung sino ang panalo), sa futsal todo laro ako. hehe, walang sub sub. namatayan pa ko ng kuko sa right foot (dahil sa putanginang bola na yan na parang bato), nung 1st game pa lang! so for 3 games super hirap ako gumalaw at sobrang sakit sumipa. pero ok lang kasi umabot pa kami ng semis and played what was probably the best game of the night against 3c! in the end we fell short (just like my height..hehehe!), pero im so fuckin proud of the team. galing ni arc the "early bird" tolentino (nakakagoal in the first 5 mins...or your money back), deb "the warrior princess" (sinindak niya si em nung ayaw siyang pasahan!bwahahah), em "babalikan na ako ni vea! woo! cruz, and of course the main caucasian man: patrick "WHITE-MAN-DINHO" whitmer! galing ni pat...siguro rin kasi ang football inimbento ng mga caucasian, at si patrick caucasian! woohoo!
paksyet! next year dapat champion na tayo sa lahat! wooo! tapos victory lap sa 3rd floor!
and of course...
UWI KA NA,
- sign na ginawa ng mga kablock ko kahapon para sa kin! hahah, sayang ink at cartolina niyo! dapat gumawa na lang kayo ng sign for ronnie ricketts o chuck norriss, our patron saints! hahaha!
