the diving headbutt

so this chip taso guy wrote an article about the philippines being a nation of servants...a lot of pinoys get pissed off and want to open a can of whoop ass on him.

so what do we do?

we fuckin' ban him from coming to the philippines.


WOW.


like that's gonna work...

that's just like if insulted the entire province of pampanga, and then they retaliate by saying "tangina mo, bawal ka nang kumain ng pampanga's best skinless longganisa...ever!!!" but then i'll be like, "ok lang. di naman talaga ako kumakain ng longganisa e. kadiri lasa e."

but then again it's not like there's anything we can do aside from that, really. how are we supposed to get back at him? refuse to eat siomai and siopao? boycott jackie chan movies? should i scold my chinese girlfriend and tell her that if heto r fellow chink keeps this up, i'm gonna have to break up with her and send her back to mainland china?


manny pacquiao vs chip tsao boxing match, anyone?

idol ko si tom taus.

kasi si tom taus na siguro ang pinakabata at pinakahardcore na action star sa buong mundo. bata pa lang siya marami na siyang pelikula na punong-puno ng aksyon! katulad ng BATANG Z, ANAK NG BULKAN at siyempre ang pelikulang hitik na hitik at umaapaw sa umaatikabong aksyon: CEDIE: ANG MUNTING PRINSIPE.

dapat talaga mapanood yan ng mga kabataan ngayon para makita nila kung paano talaga maging isang tunay na lalaki, tom taus style!

 

 

it's the eye of the lawyer it's the thrill of the cram
risin' up to the midterms or the finals
and the worst known test crammer will not study tonight
he'll be cramming it all with the eye... of the lawyer!

the eye of the lawyer!

 

magkatabi kami ni edrix kanina habang nagpepresent yung block b. tapos sabi niya:

 

"alam mo nung orsem mukha ka talagang bata. pero ngayon, mukha ka lang maliit na matanda."

 

tangina. orsem was what, june? seven months lang ang nakalipas pero ganun na kalala ang deterioration! ganun na pala kalaki yung toll na nakukuha ng katawan ko dahil sa batas! the ravages of cram! naapektuhan na ng ng law school sa aking pagiging "immortal"! immortal (at least, dati! hahaha): AKA mukha akong bata forever... kasi mukha nga talaga akong bata at kasinglaki lang ako ng bata. pero apparently, hindi na ngayon.

 

wow. parang benjamin button...palitan mo lang si brad pitt ng mas maliit na jacky chan o jack black!

 

delikado daw ang mga milk from china ngayon .... kaya tangina, wag na muna dapat magpabreastfeed yung mga nanay na intsik!

check this shit out! comedy cartel got featured over at clickthecity.com! woohoo!
haha! and i kinda got quoted too! i thinkthe "these are one-liner jokes" line came from me. hehe.

check the link out guys (especially phoebe, kath, edrix, phoebe, whiteman, paolo, phoebe, king, dave, phoebe, and phoebe!) wink wink!

HERE!

hey guys, check this blog out! may entry tungkol sa comedy cartel! woo!

LINK!

comment kayo! lalo ka na phoebe! woo!